I Got This Dick: Beta Rules

I Got This Dick

AKA: Drinking With Dick Tokens: 

Rules:Beta 1.3

• 3-5 players. Ideal for 4 players. 

1. Remove The Glory Hole from the deck and place it in the center of the table.
2. Shuffle the deck and deal each player 4 cards. Then place the next 4 cards face down, fanned out, under The Glory Hole.
3. Place the deck and a coin (dime sized is best) next to The Glory Hole *The coin has two purposes. First it’s used for the deep dick coin rule. And secondly it’s to settle any rules disputes that can’t be solved by reading the rules again. 
4. If you are playing this game at a bachelorette party… the bride to be, begins the game with the forever dick under her control. 
5. Each player takes turns (clockwise starting with the youngest). 

1. Player lays a card in front of them face up as part of their collection. Players “control” the cards laid in front of them. 
2. Hand out the drinks on the card.
3. Engage any relevant card rules. Red rules first!!
4. Draw a Card or Visit The Glory Hole 
5. Pass the turn.

1. A player may choose to visit the Glory Hole instead of drawing a card. If they do, they must take a shot(or appropriate alternative.)
2. The player will then exchange any card from their hand(face down) with a card under the glory hole. They will flip the selected card over and put it into play immediately. 
3. If the card has "dick" in the title the player visiting the glory hole can pick another player to "get fucked".
4. If the card does not have dick in the title... the player visiting the glory hole "gets fucked". 

"Getting Fucked": If you are a player who "gets fucked" by a glory hole visit... first you must take a shot(or appropriate alternative). Then you must make a confession. IE Tell something shameful or embarrassing about yourself to the other players. Then one of your cards in play is chosen at random and shuffled back into the deck. 

• Most cards have a beer mug on the left side. The number in the mug is how many drinks are handed out when the card is played. Green drinks are for the player of the card to hand out. Black drinks are for the player to drink themself. Drinks are taken immediately(sips are fine).
• There are two types of rules that can be found on cards, red and blue.
• A red rule takes place only once at the time of the card being played. They do not happen again if control of a card changes place. 
• A blue rule applies to any relevant player as long as the card is in play (even if it’s not the controller's turn). Example: as long as the floor is lava dick is in play, the floor is lava.  If a card with a blue rule should be shuffled back into the deck, the blue rule no longer applies. 
• Brains!!: Last player to shout “brains” must drink. (try to use a zombie voice) 
• Demon Dick: Each step in lava is a drink(sip).
• Badlands Category: Controller says something like “U.S. States” everyone takes turns naming one. First to fail to name one or that repeats an already given answer must drink.
• Please be sure to distinguish between may, can and must!
• You may control multiples of dick and/or different creatures. Each blue ability applies separately.